shit according to my sister




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mariah’s sister says: “…i don’t get it. how does it stay stuck to the ceiling?”

(Source: itsgoingdownonfire)

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so this is a blog dedicated to my wonderful little sister. every single word that comes out of her mouth sends me and my best friend laughing our asses off. everything we post here was 100% said by her. enjoy :)

SHIT ACCORDING TO MY SISTER

HOME ARCHIVE IMMEDIATE LOL WAIT WHAT? ASK US STUFF IDK GOOGLE IT





hey there (: our names are mariah and jessica and we're here to share with you all the absolutely hilarious things that mariah's little sister says on a daily basis. she's really a smart girl but her common sense can be off...we hope you enjoy <3 feel free to submit some of the funny things you hear!


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